Re: Love Letter From an Indian Ganwaar

Dear  Deewana Mastana,

Thank you for your love letter. However I feel  HADH KUR DI AAPNE   for  HUM APKE HAI KAUN ?  DIL   CHAHTA HAI   , I should tell you I think you are a  JAANWAR  and a  SHREE 420 ! I have to tell you I know your  MOHABBATEIN   are false. How dare you look at me you  COOLIE No.1 ! if you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these  YAADEIN . You said  KUCH   KUCH HOTA HAI   every time you think of me but I know you feel  HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE   to every girl you see. RAM  JAANE   what I would  do to you if I catch you. If you have any  KHAUF  you will feel  DARR   from me. You are a  KUNWARA   leading a  RANGEELA  lifestyle, with friends saying  CHAL MERE BHAI   spending all your nights on the  SADAK   . I am sure the  SHOLAY  in your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking. Describing yourself as  BAADSHAH  and  HIMMUTVAAR  , you sound like  JUNGLI  to me. You say you want to make me your  BIWI No. 1  however I say you lack  INSANIYAAT ! I cant believe you think I’ll turn to you and say  KAHO NA PYAR HAI ! I’d much rather kiss a  BICHOO  than go near you! Any of  AMER   AKBAR ANTHONY   would be better suited to me than you.  DILWALE DULHANIYA LE   JAYENGE  you said but I say your  DIL TO PAGAL   HAI . Don’t you realize that  ANDAZ APNA APNA  and that their cant be no  EK RISHTA   between us. We are like a  MOHRA  in the game of life and its always  KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM . The open  FIZA   with its changing weather is testament to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELETUM  . Besides I’m already engaged to a guy with  ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN . He’s no  KHAL NAYAK  like you.. And he’s my real  HERO , my real  JIVAN SAATHI   . And with him I really know  YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE   and there can be no space in my  ZINDAGI  for anyone but him. You’ll only end up causing an  AFLATOON  because he’s a  MAJOR SAHAB   in the Army working on the  BORDER  and he’ll  MURDER you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the foundations of a  DEEWAR  and leave me alone.

Yours Faithfully,
GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI

Love Letter From an Indian Ganwaar

Dear My  Sapno Ki Rani,

KYA KEHNA   the first time I saw you, I asked my self  HUM  APKE HAIN KAUN , feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI   so I decided to forward you a PUKAR  from  DIL SE . I thought that by the way  HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA ¦so with my  DIL TO PAGAL HAI , I dream to be your  HERO   No.1   and I’ll make you my  BIWI No.1 . You might think that I am fooling you as   BADAL  but remember  JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE . Please  JANAM SAMJA KARO   that  PYAAR KOHI KHEL NAHIN   and I admit that  DIL DE CHUKE SANAM . I trust  AAP MERE HAI SANAM . I believe that  HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN  for  HAMESHA . Remember  J AB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI   why not  AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN   and you can come   SAAJAN KI BAHON ME I . There is  SIRF TUM   in my life. If you say  YES BOSS , then I will become your   JORU KA GULAM . Dont worry be happy, DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA  because  DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE.
KAHO NA PYAR HAI,  MERE SANAM.

Yours Sincerely,

DEEWANA MASTANA.

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